Monday, February 16th, 2009...2:02 pm

Suge Knight Gets Knocked Out By Akon’s Homeboy

Jump to Comments Yes, it's true. Suge Knight got knocked the fuck out last night in Arizona. He was attending Akon's NBA All-Star party and apparently he got into it with someone in Akon's camp. As police arrived they saw the dude punch Suge twice in the head. The injuries were so severe that cops had to book it as a felony. Look on the bright side, Suge should be able to sue a bunch of people and get some loot out of it. From what I read, he sure could use it. Somehow, I doubt that's how Suge usually deals with this kind of situation, but now that he's gotten beaten down twice in the past year maybe he'll change his tune (or maybe that's just the Jew in me talking). Anyway, from now on we should refer to Suge as "Rap Music's Kimbo Slice". For more info go to http://www.tmz.com/2009/02/16/suge-knight-beat-down-again/

7 Responses to “Suge Knight Gets Knocked Out By Akon’s Homeboy”

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    Vote -1 Vote +112Gage
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    Wow, i guess hell be laying low for a while pressing charges. hahaa that guy is always gettin rolled it seems like.

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    Vote -1 Vote +1KDubz
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    Fucking awesome. Thats the best news I’ve heard all day. I hate that bastard (Suge). Brings absolutely nothing to the music industry, yet has been well rewarded for it, solely for being a dickhead. If I ever met Robert Carnes Jr. (the dude who knocked him out) I’d definately be buyin him a drink and burning a fatty with him.

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    Vote -1 Vote +1Benton Hoglan
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